Quote of the Day: Merlin Mann

“If anybody needs ’em, I got invites for BowelWatch and FriendFelcher. May have 2 or 3 next week for BlisterPalz and DonkeySpiel. Friend me!”

– Merlin Mann, via Twitter

Quote of the Day: Merlin Mann

Merlin kills me…I should just drop his Twitter feed here.  Here is the latest:

“RIM outage” sounds like a middle-aged man’s first guilt-free trip to the bath house.


– Merlin Mann, via Twitter

Quote of the Day: Andy Ihnatko

“I wasn’t going to vote for you…but the automated phone call your campaign interrupted my breakfast with really made a lot of good points.”

– Andy Ihnatko, via Twitter

Quote(s) of the Day: Merlin Mann

He’s just the most quotable–he gets two today…The next deep space project should have “Master of Puppets” playing on a loop. Just so the greys learn that we don’t fuck around. 

Man. I just called my friend’s wife his “partner.” I never would have done that in Florida. Fucking California.

– Merlin Mann via Twitter

Quote of the Day: Merlin Mann

It’s humbling, but completely understandable, when your infant daughter finds you much less interesting than the trim around the ceiling.

 

— Merlin Mann on Twitter